A Top Ten List

Now I know you thought that every post would have something to do with my forthcoming banding. Well think again. Anyone who knows me knows I rarely stay on one topic. My mind bounces around from one topic to the next and I expect my blog will be the same. So, I love lists. I love top ten lists, and I love beautiful women so here is my much anticipated (by who I have no idea) Top 10 Hottest Women of 2006. Of course my wife is number one, but she will skipped for the purposes of this exercise, I'm sure she will understand. Ok, here it is....

10. Gwen Stefani
She left No Doubt and I thought she was nuts. Thought there would be no way she could carry a solo career. How wrong I was. She's a bigger star now then No Doubt ever was. She got married, had a kid and whipped that body right back into shape. And damn, what a body. She can look a little Olive Oil'like at times depending what whacky outfit she wears, but the flat stomach and her overall unique look and style, sneaks her on to my all important top ten list.

9. Tina Fey
I know, I can hear you say "Tina Fey?" but I like smart chicks and she's one of the smartest. From Saturday Night Live to her new show and writing movies in between she clearly not only smart but very funny. And those glasses really do it for me.

8. Samarie Armstrong
This time I can hear you say "who is Samarie Armstrong?" She had a part on the OC (and yes I consider myself an intellect but I still enjoy the OC). She is also a regular on Entourage, one of the greatest shows on TV. She falls more into the category of cute, but I'm not one of these cave man morons who fills a list with Carmen Electra and Pam Anderson, so cute works just fine for me.

7. Aisha Tyler
Not exactly super relevant in '06, but I have always dug her. From her time on Talk Soup, to some interviews I have heard on Howard Stern, she's smart, she's funny and she's damn sexy.

6. Natalie Portman
Ok she hits the trifecta. She's smart, she's hot and she's a Jew. I could care less about Star Wars and her role as Princess whatever, but check her out in Garden State. She's a little nutty, she's cute as can be, you can fall in love with her from that movie alone.

5. Morgan Webb
I catch a lot of crap for my obsession with her. Ok, she's basically a nobody. She's on G4 TV which nobody watches, she did game reviews for FHM which doesn't even exist anymore and she has done some Maxim type spreads. If you are a gamer geek, which I'm not, I'm sure you have obsessed over her far more than I. But she's got many of my favorite qualities, dark hair, dark eyes, she's tall and athletic, basically she's hot, even if she is a nobody.

4. Abbe Girl
Ok, here's the ultimate nobody making my list. I mean she makes Morgan Webb look like an Oscar winner. Abbe Girl is someone who posts videos on You Tube. I think I was on there one day, bored out of my mind and noticed she had one of the most viewed videos. I don't normally go with the flow, what the masses generally like is not my bag, but I checked out her video and I was hooked. For one day (actually it was a weekend when my wife abandoned me and went out of town) I was the junkie and videos from Abbe Girl was my crack. She's definitely smart, assuming she writes and edits her own stuff. Her videos were really witty, and funny, and ohh yeah, she's good looking to. Maybe I'll look back on this in twenty years and she will be a well known actress that got her break from some Hollywood Independent filmaker who saw her on You Tube. Most likely I will look back on this just five years from now and have no idea who she is or was. But for now, she makes the list.

3. Autumn Reeser
Another one where I can hear the echo's of "who the f*** is Autumn Reeser?" but sit tight, she's a star in the making. She's the redhead on the OC. Yes, another pick from the OC, and I could have picked three had Rachel Bilson made my top ten, but noooooo, I have some restraint. Anyhow, she's smart, witty, one heck of an actress and she's smoking hot. And where is she from........La Jolla, CA. No I'm not a stalker, I just looked her up on IMDB.com

2. Ivanka Trump
I could never have imagined ten years ago that the seed of Donald Trump could possibly produce an offspring capable of cracking my list. But then again he did marry all of those various models, so I suppose he was bound to produce something good looking. But damn, she's not just good looking. Again, smart, sharp as hell, and sexy with a capital S.

1. Scarlet Johansson
I know I look like a total poser, since I pride myself on picking somewhat unique, sort of off the beaten path kind of women for my Top 10, while Scarlet has been on all sorts of Top 10 lists, from People to Maxim etc. But I can't help it. I think I first fell for her in 2001 when she was in the quirky flick Ghost World. And she was just a girl back then. But what a woman she has become. She is classy, unbelievably good looking and seems like a relatively adjusted and normal person. Ok, who knows about the normal part, it will probably come out a year from now that she is a wicka or she credits her success to the Church of Scientology. But until that comes out, she is my number 1 hottest woman of 2006.